Men v. Women

What's the deal with women and men? Both complain about each other incessantly, and neither is willing to compromise.

Does that just make everyone stubborn? Or is there something else going on?

I grew up with four brothers and no sisters. Therefore, I speak 'guy.' Instead of using adjectives to describe things, males use noises a lot of the time. For example, "I was driving down the highway the other day, when BAM!!!!!! My engine just fell right out of my truck."

Women, on the other hand, take nine minutes to describe why they were driving along the highway, what they were wearing, what kind of hair day they were having, and what they had for lunch, before they ever get to telling the 'punch line,' as it were.

I don't understand men; the ones I've met are concnerned with who wins the National Championship game, which draft beer is on special, and who will get picked first in the NFL Draft.

I don't understand woman; they all say they hate drama, yet it seems to fuel their social lives in only a way a woman can understand! They're caught up in appearances and not showing any flaws, and one-upping everyone.

Tips for guys:
Turn the tv off and listen to what she says.
Don't wear sweatpants every day.
Don't be a smart-aleck or you will pay dearly for it.

Tips for girls:
Tell him how thankful you are, that he takes care of you.
Don't complain about everything.
Let him have guy time.



If anyone else has anything, please feel free to tell me. Everybody needs help communicating to the opposite sex. Good luck!